EPR Outtakes 2023!

Welcome back to Environmental Professionals Radio, Connecting the Environmental Professionals Community Through Conversation, with your hosts Laura Thorne and Nic Frederick! 

To celebrate another successful year we'd like to share the fun we've had behind the scenes with you in an end of year outtakes spectacular! There's no interview, just a long list of mispronunciations, roasts, and mistakes we've accumulated over the year. This show is genuinely so much fun to do and we can't thank you enough for listening!

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Transcript

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[Intro]

Nic 
Hello and welcome to another episode of Environmental Professionals Radio with your favorite environmental enthusiasts, Nic and Laura. On today's episode it is an another special episode it is our end of year fun outtakes episode. I  am on my own this week, and I will be your emcee for the episode today. I hope everyone's having a great and wonderful holiday. And without much further ado, let's head to our fun outtakes wait but first hit that music

[Episode starts]

Nic
There's nothing like starting the holiday outtakes episode with an outtake that's great forgot to say that music two seconds ago. I'm still reeling from that actually so hopefully you guys will forgive me and we can just keep moving on it that outtakes. Although we've been doing this for years, we still have trouble with our intros.

Laura  
Welcome back to EPR. Today we have to MIT chair in political science in Chair of political science and international relations and professor of political science at Carlson call. It covers oh my gosh, over all that sort of thing. Start over, do it. See it happens to the best of us. Do over. giggly already we usually get giggly after like three hours, already ready to giggly? Okay, next

Nic  
struggles with a shout out. Ay ay ay. Ay ay ay. Ay. Another of our podcast sponsors is offering 12 Fantastic courses on in Tangut. Ay ay. Another of our podcast partners is offering 12 Fantastic courses in conjunction with the annual conference. In Malaysia they no payment Sorry everybody that are talking I just stopped because I another of our podcast

Laura  
partners now

Nic  
i another podcast sponsors dammit it's right there Nick just read it. i A another pocket of hard

Laura  
workers vignette

Nic  
I know I know. Now it's in my head. All right. We also still have difficulty speaking. First up, Laura struggles with the word and Sylvania.

Laura  
We talked with Deborah poeple about pap, that's the Pennsylvanian, the Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Station, about the Pennsylvania Association of environmental professionals. Next

Nic  
struggles with the word conversation this year's conference includes presentations in concert. This year's program. This year's conference includes presentations and cars. I keep wanting to say conservations conversation, conversation. Laura emphatically cannot say the word colonized.

Laura  
And finally, Ghana was the first sub Saharan African country to gain its independence from colonial rule. Ghana was colonized Ghana was Oh geez.

Colonial wised colonized

Nic  
colonized. Nick mispronounces Koochiching Malaysia 2023 is in oh crap could chain is it could chain Malaysia I don't want to say it

Laura  
can't be right. I can't say that I know how to pronounce it, but I hope it's not a Kitching, just so you say it wrong.

Nic  
Nick struggles to say the word NEPA and he will be hosting the advanced media training party they're gonna host the advanced EP training person up I really I'm tired folks. Okay, I'm tired. Alright, here we go. Nick waves to no one Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. I literally waved at no one never there when you first started doing this

Laura  
bloopers because?

Nic  
Just amazing. Because I really was like, see everybody. I used to do that all the time when we first started the show Sam I was I was like, see everybody

just you and me.

Speaker 1  
Okay, today we're gonna end with our favorite fake sponsors. Now we would love for you to sponsor the show is wonderful. We love doing it. We don't get to do it without our great and wonderful sponsors. But we don't have a sponsor. When we are on our own left to our own devices.

Nic  
We come up with fake sponsors. Here are our 2023 top five. Number five dads for hire. Are you tired of being told that you let the light on in a room that you are no longer in? Are you sad that your air conditioner seems to be running with the doors open and no one cares? Well, guess what? I have that thing for you. It's dad's for hire. That's right. You can have a dad at any moment call you about anything that is bothering him specifically. Even though he may be the person that did the thing that he's upset about. This is great dad facts. You know, Dad facts. You want those? You gotta you know dad jokes. Oh my goodness. Do we have those in spades? Does anyone here know why gorillas have big nostrils? No, no tell you you know it dads for hire is here for you.

Laura  
Oh, it's your god people Someone please sponsor this episode.

Nic  
Yeah, let's get to our segment number four MK gun 5000 Oh, man, Laura, do I have the thing for you? I say that a lot. But this time I mean it. You know, we have Nerf guns right and they shoot little darts to the kids and you know you get to have fun. If you're tired of not hurting your younger brother. I have a gun for you. It's called MK gun 5000. And that's right. It shoots actual mud. And it's great and wonderful because while it will not cause bleeding, it will cause internal hemorrhaging. That's right. You can injure him without your parents noticing. There you go. makan 5000. Get into stores today. while supplies last also we may be facing lawsuits. Number three chat CBD. Okay, everyone, we've all heard chat GPT it's the latest thing is great. Wonderful. And I was wondering, Laura, would you like to be less good because we have a solution. Okay, like, maybe you don't want it to finish. Maybe you don't want it to make a ton of sense. Maybe you just wanted to talk about how big your hands are. Introducing chat. CBD is a slightly different version of the exact same product. And I'm telling you, you will not be disappointed it's going to be amazing. revolutionize the world, or at least it would but it forgot what it was what it was doing when it started. Okay, so that's, that's our sponsor for today's chat CBD. Check it out. Chat cbd.org

Laura  
I think that's a solid gold one right there.

Nic  
This should make that

number two P water all right Laura. You know we have you know tea and coffee you take you take beans or herbs and you make them in to a drink. And now I have a new exciting way for us to consume vegetables. We're gonna do the same thing with them. You know, it would be like a corn water and our new personal favorite tea water. It's it's this wonderful thing. You take these you put them in a pot, boil them and you just drink the water. You don't eat the peas. You just drink the water. I'm telling you this is the newest thing. It's going to take off I see no issues with this at all. It's got a nice light yellow hue to it it's good it wherever books are sold I P water for everyone. There you go. Okay, before we get to number one, there's just so many of these we did this year so there may be some that we don't have on this list at all. Some that maybe you don't think the orders right? Whatever it is, we'd love to hear from you. Just let us know what you think of next time five. I am going to give one honorable mention before we do number one though, just as a teaser can't have you just to get what you want. So without further ado, here is our honorable mention before number one. And that's rattlesnakes for kids. All right, you know how we have the toys for kids? Right everybody? We're always looking for the next greatest best thing for kids to have. We all have rattles right we got rattles for babies, you know, introducing the next evolution in the rattle is rattle snakes for kids. That's right, rattlesnakes, everybody. That's right. They're poisonous. They're dangerous. They're totally deadly, but they do rattle and isn't that what the kids all want? So please check us out at www we don't kill all the kids. It's the rattlesnakes, not us. Please don't sue us.com and get your rattlesnake for your kids today. Okay, everyone, the moment you've all been waiting for our number one best fake sponsor of the year is this is just enough suspense Was that was that enough time? Are you ready? Okay, okay, here we got bikes on fire. All right, everyone today I have another fantastic wonderful product. We talked earlier about how we have bikes and it can get stolen right? Yeah, well not anymore with bikes on fire. Your bike will never ever be stolen again. Once you park it, you push this one button it will burst into flames. That's right, the entire thing will melt to the ground. And absolutely no one I guarantee you no one will steal that bike. And if you call now in the next 30 seconds we will offer a free Fire Extinguisher to put it out how about that? Well, there you have it, folks. That is our fun end of year outtake episode. There's nothing less for us to do except Oh, wait. That's right, one last outtake before we go our best and brightest. Outro of all time. Probably never to be out done. Take it away.

[Outro]

Nic
And that's our show. Thank you for joining us today. Please be sure to check us out each and every Friday. Don't forget to subscribe. rate and review. See you everybody.

Laura
Bye

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